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For a relatively simple-art anime, the figurine detail is...

For a relatively simple-art anime, the figurine detail is amazing. Really, look at the hands, tie, expression… it's the little things, you know.

(This one's gonna be my early Christmas present :3)

You know those conversations that you would rather not have, but they go on forever. Simple,...

You know those conversations that you would rather not have, but they go on forever. Simple, complex, doesn’t matter- they’re annoying.

The next time that happens, try this. Lean back, either clench your fists or tighten your fingers, wrinkle your brow, widen your eyes, let the corners of your mouth droop down- look as pitiful as you can. Then wail as hard and as loud as you possibly can wail,

“HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?”

The conversation will stop.

(You can throw in a few tears or animal noises for extra effect.)

"The sun is shining, my dick is clean."

"The sun is shining, my dick is clean."

- Collin, ft. CasualCynic

*SMACK* Did you see it?

*SMACK*

Did you see it?

An Opinion

When it comes to gay marriage/relationships, or really anything,

“Because the Bible says so”

is the weakest excuse ever.

When was the last time you got a haircut? Or wore clothes when the fabric didn’t match? Yeah. Those things are outlawed in the Bible.

And then, when the excuse is

“Society has changed”

I just want to slap you in the face.

If society has changed enough for you to break those rules, isn’t it time to

GEE

I DON’T KNOW

Maybe realize that the entire religious text was written in a period of time where the people didn’t have a little thing called 

FREEDOM OF CHOICE.

I’m not bashing religious beliefs. What I’m bashing are these pussies blaming their views on humanity on a book that’s thousands of years old. It was acceptable then, it is not acceptable now. So grow up, sit down, and take some accountability for how you as an individual feel- not what some book told you.

Ok, I’m done.

Who takes the time out of their day to figure out how to make...

Who takes the time out of their day to figure out how to make this?

I want to shake their hand.

I can’t go one day without hearing someone’s personal opinion on how to better my...

I can’t go one day without hearing someone’s personal opinion on how to better my life.

Excuse me, humans? Stop.

Found semi-obscure anime on ATT site. …wat? Really, wat?

Found semi-obscure anime on ATT site.

…wat?

Really, wat?

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A friend will call to ask what drink you’d like at the drive through. A best friend will...

A friend will call to ask what drink you’d like at the drive through.

A best friend will order your drink in a larger size than you usually get. Well, you could stand to have a little more meat in the thighs.

…

A friend will stop you from spending your entire paycheck on lottery tickets.

A best friend will spend their entire paycheck as well, and agree to split the profits 50/50. It’s only after you’ve gone through an entire roll that you acknowledge you two have a problem…

…

A friend will promise you an interview at a job they work at.

A best friend will call you to tell you what hours your working. After all, they’ve already gone through your interview themselves.

…

A friend will knock on the door and ring the bell before coming in.

A best friend will walk right on in. Then thank you for leaving the door open- The bag of miscellaneous food items wasn’t getting any lighter!

…

A friend will do your makeup before going out to a party.

A best friend will do your makeup before going to the gas station. Let’s see how funny and out-of-place you can make each other look…hehehe.

…

Maybe a lot of people are cringing their noses and snorting at this. That’s fine. To each his own. But I can honestly say I’ve never had more fun in my life.

Thanks, best friend. :3

Is it just me, or does it seem that lately DeviantART is trying to compete with Tumblr…..

Is it just me, or does it seem that lately DeviantART is trying to compete with Tumblr…..

Casinos are illegal in Texas… But the lottery isn’t…

Casinos are illegal in Texas… But the lottery isn’t…

entura: vriskezi: GIVEAWAY TIME!!! HEY THIS IS MY SPECIAL...

entura:

vriskezi:

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!

HEY THIS IS MY SPECIAL (FIRST) HOMESTUCK GIVEAWAY!

WHAT ONE LUCKY WINNER WILL RECEIVE

• SNAZAROO BODY PAINT
• ALL EXISTING HOMESTUCK MUSIC ALBUMS AS OF 4/13/13
• ANY SELECT ITEM FROM WHAT PUMPKIN ONLINE STORE
• ANY SELECT ITEM FROM TOPATOCO ONLINE STORE
• TEREZI COSPLAY GLASSES
• SOLLUX COSPLAY GLASSES
• DIRK COSPLAY GLASSES
• VRISKA COSPLAY GLASSES

RULES

1. AS MANY REBLOGS AS YOU WANT! (JUST KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO FLOOD YOUR FOLLOWERS' DASHBOARDS!)
2. REBLOGS ONLY- LIKES DONT COUNT
3. NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS OR SIDEBLOGS- COME ON THATS LAME
4. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME BUT IF YOU ARE, YOU WILL RECEIVE ONE MORE ITEM OF YOUR CHOICE FROM TOPATOCO OR WHAT PUMPKIN
5. LEAVE YOUR ASK BOX OPEN THAT'S HOW I WILL CONTACT YOU IF YOU WIN.
6. I SHIP INTERNATIONALLY.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR FOLLOWING ME, I APPRECIATE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS OLD AND NEW.

THIS ENDS ON 6/13/13

Not much time left guys!!!

Does anyone else have this problem? So I have an HP laptop. I was a graduation present, it runs...

Does anyone else have this problem?

So I have an HP laptop. I was a graduation present, it runs well, very good. But, when making screenshots, it accepts the print screen like the norm, but when I play games it doesn't do it. For example, the mabinogi picture was taken with my phone. Why? Because it seems the games overlay the actual screen, and it's taking a picture of my desktop screen- not the game. The screenshot in-game commands don't work either. It doesn't copy anything to the clipboard.

Is there some way to remedy this or am I just an idiot and overlooked something?

This is some alyssum I grew for one of the ag teachers last...

This is some alyssum I grew for one of the ag teachers last year. I had just got done watering it when I took a picture with my phone.

My phone.

Phone.

…How far technology has come.

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I honestly don’t understand why people get so upset when a guy asks a girl to make him a...

I honestly don’t understand why people get so upset when a guy asks a girl to make him a sandwich. Ladies and gents, that’s not sexist. A sexist comment would be something like… “Why aren’t you in the kitchen, woman, make me a sandwich.” Not if the guy said “Hey, do mind making me a sandwich?”

That doesn’t mean he’s a sexist pig, that means he’s hungry and likes sandwiches. So calm yourself.

Ok, this always bothered me. This is from a game called...

Ok, this always bothered me.

This is from a game called Mabinogi online. Basically you can choose between 3 races. Elf, giant, and as we see here a human. One of the more interesting features about the game is your character has a wide age range, from pre-teen to adult. You can watch them grow up, which is really fucking awesome.

However, there are some things that are… uncharacteristic. Of the ages. For example, look at what we have here, a 10 year old human.

…

…

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THOSE COLOSSAL TITS?!?!

(I always wanted to do a playthrough of this game with my elf, Twinkleballs. But there are some… Complications with that… In the mean time, enjoy the mind-fucker of a 10-year old with double d's)

I hate watching the food network with other people. Because when I do, all I hear...

I hate watching the food network with other people. Because when I do, all I hear is…

“AH I can make this five different ways while beating cake batter and chopping dates and fucking a turkey to get the stuffing in and I myself am actually a chef I am deliciousness itself because did you know-“

Dude.

Shut up.

Trying to watch this bitch grill some pineapples.

Just going to express my happiness that Funimation brought this...

Just going to express my happiness that Funimation brought this over, even if there's no dub yet.

Yeah, this is probably my favorite installment in the Lupin the Third world. The mood is like if Bebop and Monte Cristo had a baby and named it 'The Woman Named Fujiko Mine'. So much gratuitous boobies. So much.

And THAT ART STYLE. yeeh.

Ok, I'm done now.